Faust Distributing - Just for Fun
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Faust Distributing - Just for Fun

Just for Fun

Toasts & Quotes

“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.”

Ancient Egyptian Wisdom, 2200 BC


“He was a wise man who invented beer.”



“Good Beer makes its own friends”

Charles Koch, father of Jim Koch, founder of Boston Beers


“I think this would be a good time for a beer.”

President Roosevelt proclaims upon the repeal of prohibition.


“He who drinks beer sleeps well.

He who sleeps well cannot sin.

He who does not sin will go to heaven.”
18th Century Inscription on a German Beer Stein


“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.”

Czech Proverb


“It takes beer to make thirst worthwhile.”

German Proverb


“A quart of ale is a dish fit for a king.”

William Shakespeare


“I drink whenever I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.”

Don Quixote


“Beer is the most tangible proof we have that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

Benjamin Franklin


“A good night of drinking is worth a years thinking.”

Charles Cotton


“A day has 24 hours. A case of beer has 24 bottles. Coincidence?"



"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

Dave Barry


"Why, we'll smoke and drink our beer. For I like a drop of good beer, I does. I'ze fond of good beer, I is. Let gentlemen fine sit down to their wine. But we'll all of us here stick to our beer."

Old Somersetshire English song


"When money's tight and hard to get and your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt a pint of plain is your only man."

Old Irish toast


"Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor When the pub was shut for the night. When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse And stood in the pale moonlight. He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor Then back on his haunches he sat. And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar, BRING ON THE DAMN CAT!"



"Champagne costs too much, Whiskey's too rough, Vodka puts big mouths in gear. This little refrain Should help to explain Why it's better to order a beer!"



"Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, With the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, Than the foam at the top of the stein."



"A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote."

William Butler Yeats